Inspired by X
This is really fucking bizarre in the context of my party’s d&d session last night.
In my world, Kord is a hardcore muscleneck bro type. His followers refer to each other as “bro,” even the female followers. There’s nothing inherently misogynistic about the Church or even Kord himself. When he has appeared to the party he has even suggested something like “bro, I’ll smash that you know I will bro, but also, sometimes maybe I want to help out a bro if you catch my meaning.”
In any case, Kord had a complete psychological break which broke him into two separate Kords- a friendly Kord and an angry Kord. I have been referring to the angry Kord out of game as “Date Rape Kord.”
In any case, the party has been tasked with killing gods, and last night they fucking ERASED DR Kord, who gave a brief speech about how “true strength comes from dominance, bro.” They did what D&D parties tend to do, cause chaos, and pummeled him into goop to the point of no return. It’s been indicated gods can be reborn. DR Kord cannot be reborn.
All of that explanation is for this one part: One of the party members picked up DR Kord’s sword, which promptly told them that it’s sole purpose in existence was to stab, murder, and slay dragons.
When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”
but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”
while i appreciate the sentiment, from experience what we hear is “boys are dumb.”
Double headed Alibino Milk Snake
This post is the reason Liam will die before the end.
apparently red wine and coke is my drink.
I’m actually crying really hard with laughter from this.
oh my god
God: (attempting to explain pulling a soul from its body) “For example. Have you ever tried to pull a tree from the ground with your bare hands?”
Obscenely strong fifteen-year-old monk: “Uh, once or twice.”
God: “You know how it doesn’t work?”
Monk: (confused) “No?”
hashtag the dm forgets everything that happens
- EDITING DONE, EXPORTING NOW
Expect the video tomorrow morning or afternoon, depending on how fast I conk out tonight!
making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than...