October 1, 2014

suprchnk:

find a booty you can worship daily and settle down.

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September 30, 2014

clockwork-contrivance said: Liam. I propose a story about Liam.

vaudevillellain:

NaNo Contest Submission: 6/10
John how the fuck do I write a synopsis and not just have it be “a story about a sack o trash who realized he can use science to become even more garbage and also learns that he super likes dick”
I am so sorry that this is going to be the worst summary, guys.  I know this story so well and I have such trouble explaining it succinctly and not calling the protagonist trash

Liam Azoulay was born to an upper-class, sophisticated, important family.  He grew up understanding that his station was above most others’, that his family and his presentation were of the utmost importance, and that the word of the Goddess—who teaches that magic is an abomination—is truth.  When Liam discovers his innate magical ability, though, he is shut away from the world, escaping only after coming face-to-face with the Goddess herself.

After running from town to town, constantly hiding from the cult that he now realizes has been systematically killing other magic users, Liam stumbles upon Delham, a strange town that he hates deeply.  After being recruited into a special task force for the town’s council, Liam is forced to embrace his magical ability and use it to protect himself and his team.  Something something something about reconciling his really fucked up upbringing and becoming a healthy person I tried I am just too close to this story to write a decent synopsis I am sorry

In all honesty I feel like it should be said that this would probably be the easiest one for me to write so far.  Other than making the protag likeable heyooooooooo

To vote on this submission, like and/or reblog.  For the rules on my contest, go here; for the masterpost of all submissions so far, go here.

maybe it’s some deep seated affection given that he’s like proxy-me sort-of magic-son sort-of but I really have never found him to be unlikeable or a sack of trash. An ass, sure, a dick, sure, a dick IN an ass? of course.

I flirted today when I was thinking about future D&D stuff with the idea of Liam as an NPC somewhere, but honestly, Wil, it’s you that makes Liam likable.

September 27, 2014

foodffs:

Miso Roasted Acorn Squash + Pomegranate Salad w/Waffled Cheddar Apple Tahini Toast.

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

September 26, 2014

foodffs:

Peanut Butter and Jelly Rolls

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

September 26, 2014

gottacatchemall:

[離れていても]

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September 26, 2014

onlyblackgirl:

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

And pads and tampon aren’t even reasonably priced. Like fucking $10 a box.

well these things are unrelated, but free condoms are given to everyone.

also men are brought up with a mindset that having sex is life and so have sex all the time. Giving as many condoms to people with that warped mindset and getting them to use them is ideal!

separate issues. but on that issue, does sex ed for women really not come with tampons/pads? i know everyone gets the condoms… probably in part because YAY MAKE MORE RUBBER AND PLASTIC MONEYY WEEEE.

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September 26, 2014

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September 26, 2014

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September 25, 2014

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September 23, 2014

foodffs:

Mini Cinnamon Sugar Pumpkin Muffins

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

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